After running the numbers, my brilliant mind has come up with a brilliant solution to our Martian problem. By my calculations, if everyone wears this hat for at least 20 minutes a day, we can out cool the super cool Martians!

That's pretty cool, Hawking, but what if the Marsians get a hold of this number and start to wear it around town? Then we are screwed! It's too big of a risk.

real men like this guy take umbrage at your caustic capitalist ploys:

i myself like to think of it as:
































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