Ok, I have compiled my research and if we don't stop the Marsians from being super-cool they will reach stage HYPER-COOL, then how are we ever going to explain that Earth is so great. And what? Cool?! Look at our numbers, they are in the DUMPER!



We have to act fast, be cool, and hope that somehow the Marsians slip up.

I like being modest, but since I am probably the Earth's most cool man, I think that I have to give my scholarly opinion.

I think Mars sux! Martians, not Marsians as you say, can be out cooled by me if I try real hard.

After a week of practice, I can burst up to ULTRA-COOL for about ten millionths of a second. I will keep trying and won't let you Earth peoples down!

We are all counting on you, Dr. Hawking! Please be cool. Here is an example of what we are up against!

That chart looks very scientific and convincing. I used to be concerned about the fabric of space-time, but now that I can clearly see how ultra cool Martians are, I am very concerned.

So, why don't you blink us a reply and help us earth peoples out for a change?!