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 Post subject: I love apples.... BUT!
PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2012 6:44 am 
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I am a sauce man, myself! As you can imagine, apple sauce is the way to go for me. Some people say, "Dr. Hawking, why don't you just drink apple juice?"

These are the bastards that I flunk.

My emotions run high when I have the sauce in me. I can feel the warmth bubbling up into my apple holes and filling them up with apple corks.

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PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2012 12:43 pm 
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by the time that guy made the apple smasher he could have already juiced the apples


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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 4:12 am 
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I think this is a marvelous way for apples to die. You can really see their guts blasted apart by that bearded wheel jockey.


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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 1:05 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 2:45 pm 
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this guy could use a shave

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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 2:47 pm 
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Are you some sort of apple lover? These are the times when I would just love to squeeze the juice out of an apple and just let it drip all over the shower.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:46 pm 
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by far the best apples are .....

pink lady
no.....
wait for it.......


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:16 pm 
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WHAT AM I WAITING FOR>!>!>!

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:23 am 
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I just downed a whole jar of sauce that had some cinnamon in it and all I can say is ..

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:36 pm 
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Steven, you had better be careful! You may fall off your chair!

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