the HAIMSTER RIP!

his teeth are available on ebay

eBay actually pulled the auction because you can't sell body parts. I guess they would pass up on the shroud of Turin just because Jesus took a leak on it. I would love nothing more than to buy up all his body parts and then replace my non-celebrity parts with his and make some cool teen movies!

BobDog, this is just a friendly warning that you are on my watch-list. This is a list of people and/or animals that I like to watch while relaxing in my freshly-laundered underwear.

Thank you, sir, for putting me on your watch-list! I love being watched, especially by ex vice-presidents such as yourself. Do you prefer to watch me with my hound, or with my sugar glider? His name is Peaches.